Excellent Joe

We love the abstract firecracker motif on these perfectly fitting OB’s at Bonobos. This pattern packs a lot of punch without stealing the scene from them prize-worthy pecs you worked so hard to achieve… or buy. Add the silver slides and give a whole new meaning to the term lead foot.  Dull down the bling with a few swipes of fine sandpaper.  You’re gonna make them go Aah-Aah-Aah!

TRENDS:

Nonfloral Pattern Swim: Orlebar Brown Blue & White Bulldogs at Bonobos $245.00

Vintage Surf Graphics: Saturdays Slash Tee $30.00

Slides: adilette Slides by Adidas $25.00

Colored Lens Aviators: Salt Vargas TS Grey at Saturdays NYC $387.50

True surf life is not all leis and ukeleles; at times, it’s grueling and stressful. Being a poser has its perks: 1) Sharks can’t eat you. 2) There is no threat of someone snaking your wave. 3) Friends won’t heckle you for focusing on a career. 4) The pressure to be drunk before noon is non-existent. 5) You won’t betray The Wave if you wear surf-inspired clothing by a non-surf brand.

TRENDS

Old School Sneakers: Adidas Gazelle OG Shoes $80.00

Can’t get enough of the vintage sneaks? These lovelies are technically “blue suede shoes” which means Elvis surely would be proud.

Utility Chinos: Left Field Organic Cotton Canvas Chino $150.00

100% ringspun organic cotton canvas, Corozo button fly, Japanese chambray pocket bags, and made in LA. These overachievers not only look good on paper but even gooder on your lower half.

Vintage Beach Graphics: Levi’s Black Beach Crewneck at Unionade $79.00

The rattier the graphic tee, the more loved it is.  They’re like adult security blankets in disguise.  Coffee stains and pen marks welcome. Size down for a more body-conscious fit.

Nautical Stripes: Obey Au Portant Striped Hoodie at Need Supply $58.00

Yup! It’s terry cloth. Give it a few washings to expedite an uneven, slubby texture. Warm-weather cozy at it’s best.

The art of trying to look like you’re not really trying:  Lightweight twill shorts that go with everything and fit perfectly.  Vintage white leather sneakers in desperate need of dirt and grime. Happy check shirts. White graphic tees.  Preppy belts for a some added pattern and texture.

Steven Alan Long Sleeve Single Needle Shirt $168

Excellent Joe Artist Tee-Sea Cliffs $28

Bonobos Lightweight Cotton Twill Shorts $65

Bonobos Woven Belt $50

Adidas Originals Stan Smith 2.0 Tennis Shoes $60

Stan Smith’s always go with everything.  They can’t get too dirty, but will definitely be too clean when you first get them.  We suggest you expedite the aging process by doing everything your mother told you not to do while wearing a pair of brand new shoes.

Adidas Originals Stan Smith 2.0 Tennis Shoes $60