Rudolph Pens Tell-All Book: Santa Sucks

December 16, 2011

2011 Fall / Winter, Look Book

Everyone knows the story.  Rudolph is different. He has a red nose.  His genius parents think they’re helping by covering it up with dirt (thanks Mom and Dad). All the other bully reindeer punks not only laugh and call him names, but also won’t let him join in any reindeer games (this is well-documented). Enter the stereotypical macho loser reindeer coach who took six years to graduate from high school. Surprise! He supports the bully reindeer punks. Worst of all– Santa knows what’s happening but  looks the other way.
Feeling worthless and defeated, Rudolph runs away from home (that’s what kids did before they could post a video on YouTube). And while he’s fending off snow monsters and working in a meth lab on the Island of Misfit Toys (you know he was), everything is hunkydory back at the North Pole without that little freak show wigging everybody out.
But then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa realizes that his universal appeal may be tarnished if he can’t get the damn toys delivered on time. “Find that little red-nosed freak show!” he shouts to the illegal elf workers. And the rest is history.
Or is it?  Rudolph and Santa haven’t spoken since that night. Not even a Christmas card.

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Quilted Nylon / Bombers: Marc by Marc Jacobs Quilted Bomber $360.00
Heavy-Duty Twill: Game Day Chinos Bonobos – Men’s Shopping, Evolved $88.00
Work Boots: Sebago Billykirk Chukka Bonobos – Men’s Shopping, Evolved $155.00
Vintage Wash Fleece: Marc by Marc Jacobs Washed Cotton Sweatshirt $130.00
Knit Beanie: Brixton Wide Rib Knit Beanie $24.00
Native American Motif: Pendleton Canyonlands Robe Blanket $216.00

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