Welcome to THIS Saturday; let’s try something different. Skip the shower; you’ve already taken thousands of them. Ignore the sticky note To Do lists that are screaming for your attention. Other than your mouth, refrain from using all other communication devices. Grab a coffee and make out with attractive strangers. (Kidding, but don’t rule out the possibility.) Head for the park with a blanky, that book you’ve been carrying around for three weeks, and your dog (borrow a friend’s if you don’t have one but everyone should have one). Read a chapter. Pet the dog. Doze off. Repeat for a couple hours. Wake up. Rake the leaves out of your beard. Head home for an early dinner of two strawberry Pop-Tarts (that you have prepared to perfection according to the instructions on the box). Go back to bed relishing in the fact that, for the first time ever, you accomplished everything you wanted to get done today: nothing.
TRENDS:
Flannel Plaids: Levi’s Vintage Clothing Shorthorn Shirts at Unionmade $225.00
Moc Boots: SeaVees Trail Boot – 5 Eye in Tobacco Oiled Buffed Leather $185.00
Gym Sweats: Shades of Grey by Micah Cohen Sweatpant in Heather Grey $110.00
Cable Knits: Oliver Spencer Chunky Cable Hat at Unionmade $68.00
November 11, 2011 at 7:07 AM
This is my new uniform, Hipster Logger.