Holidayologists Link Sugar Coma To Feelings of Comfort and Joy

December 22, 2011

2011 Fall / Winter, Look Book

Home for the holidays. Thirty-Relatives-In-One-House Day.  Cousin Liddy-Beans (it’s always the one with the WTF nickname) has sequestered you in the corner of the dining room so that she can finish telling you about her tricky driveway: hence, the arm sling and the incessant request for a ride home. She’s slurring on 25 minutes now, and you’re getting more anxious with every joyous outburst of laughter coming from the other side of the house. The only escape would be to excuse yourself due to hunger and grab something on the sweets table which would bring you closer to the rest of the family. Of course, she’ll still follow, so you’ll have to make the plan believable by eating a few frosted sled-like shapes… and some fudgey round things… and some coconut-ish clusters… and some powdered sugar balls… wait a minute… you’re feeling a little hazy now… and awful warm and cozy … and cousin Liddy-Beans’ voice doesn’t seem like someone took a cheese grater to your forehead  anymore… so you hug her and fall asleep on her shoulder… your favorite cousin… always and forever.

TRENDS:

Folding Sunglasses: Persol Folding Sunglasses $360.00
Athletic Sweaters: James Perse Crew-Neck Cotton Sweater $135.00
Pleated Slim Fits: Gucci Pleated Slim Fit Chinos $625.00
Low Technology: Touchy Fingerless Gloves Bonobos – Men’s Shopping, Evolved $49.00
Witty Graphic Tees: Coca-Cola Tee at Jack Spade $65.00
Old School Sneakers: Puma 78′s $39.90

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